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The image that is missing from the above sequence is the actual cutting of the avocado pit because it is yet another example of an experience that cannot be witnessed; only described in literary terms. The slippery nature of the unruly avocado pit tested the patience of the cutter for upwards of twenty minutes before […]

All of the sudden I have to learn how to cook? Are you kidding me? Maybe I’ve been allergic to salt all these years. (By the way, the blog-gods do give out prizes if you avoid spelling errors.)

You know, jumbling up wires, re-framing the “experience” notion, you know… blundering thousands of shillings from the working class, taking pictures of my girlfriend while she’s asleep you know, imitating phrases that end in “Deez nuts, hoe” for family members and new acquaintances; a balanced economy achieved through everyone’s cooperation as they agree to put […]